I seriously think we can create a story about the adventures of Aaron in chinese class.
A few days ago, I did chem homework in chinese class. So niu yi koped it.
Then, at the lift:
牛毅: 伟镇，你这次太过分了吧，每次在我的班上做自己的作业，我这次不还给你了！ 伟镇： 哦 OK 老师. 牛毅: 下次，你如果再在我的班上作其他科目的功课的话，我没收了绝对不会还给你； 你也不用上课了吧。 伟镇： 哦 OK 老师. 牛毅: 伟镇你听得懂吗？你需要翻译吗？ 伟镇： Eh yeah. 我明白。
Then she walked away. But I dont think she realised two things 1) I didnt really understand what she said and I think I do need a translator. 2) I already koped back my chem homework.
On a different note, if anyone saw a 读者 and 鹰的天空 flying down from the raja block some time during this week, I apologise, it was to a small extent, my fault.
However, I would like to defend myself on these two occasions. 1) 鹰的天空 from 4th floor Bryan threw the book at me. The book was chinese. I freaked out. I threw the book over the ledge and down 4 stories. 2) 读者 from 4th floor Russ put the book on my chair. The book was chinese. I freaked out. I threw the book out the window and down 4 stories.
On another different note,
I'm quite proud of how far I can throw chinese books/stuff.
The end.
Fishballs; 8:29 PM
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Yesterday, a dragonfly flew into my room.
So, I spent 10 min using my stack of new un-done chinese w/s to try and smack it down cos I didnt want to use more valuable stuff like rough paper and old magazines.
The dragonfly flew into some desolate corner which i cannot reach with my chinese newspaper. And now it's still stoning there.
I think it went there to die.
Now I just hope ants dont come crawling into my room to remove the dragonfly. But if the ants dont remove it, I think bacteria will. Argh...choices, choices.
And today's dmp was very stupid. Our group of 4 was supposed to complete a 10 slide presentation in the 1 hr 30 min we were given.
I soloed it in 30 min with references, pictures, captions etc.
Then I blatantly facebooked and surfed the net until the teacher came behind me and scoled me.
Teacher: You think you so free is it. Have you completed your presentation? Me: Yeah finish long time ago. See? *teacher takes a look* *teacher stones for a while* *teacher goes away* *Aaron continues facebooking*
But he wasnt so lenient when I started playing flash games created by random people. Started scolding me and told me to shut down computer...sigh.
The rubrics were also a big joke. Nothing to do about the relvance of information presented. Hence, theoretically we could have presented about dota and its various heros and gameplay strategy. According to the ribrics, we'll get full marks as long as we presented well with good eye contact and stuff (easy), were well prepared (we memorise mana costs for spells lol) and kept the audience interested (like OBVIOUSLY...DotA is way more interesting than the crap we're doing).
So yeah pretty stupid. But the teacher said he'll give us negative full marks so what to do? Sigh.
Tmr is another boring day. =\ And I need to do isp sigh
Fishballs; 10:17 PM
Monday, September 21, 2009
Well ok fine new post
Today, I made a list in my mind of what stuff I needed to do during dmp...so in order of importance:
1) Chem Reflections 2) Geog Rivers Essay 3) ISP report and presentation 4) Math mugging 5) Other subjects mugging
And for some strange reason, I totally forgot about my 1 month late chinese project untill i saw the email from diao zheng. Just shows how low chinese is in my mind. xD
And the chinese project is quite high in percentage LOL.
Joy.
Fishballs; 10:02 PM
Sunday, September 20, 2009
THIS POST IS FOR TMR.
It's just so that fat duck doesnt block the tagboard for firefox users.
So you have to tag. hah.
Fishballs; 11:18 PM
YES I KEPT MY PROMISE OF POSTING TODAY WHEE
But nothing much happened today...
Tried to do geog...failed
Tried to do chem reflections (did some)
Tried to play pvz...well I succeeded, but that's not a good thing D=
And this is just random xD
Also discovered some stuff abt hera in gish xD Shall write tmr or smth haha
Fishballs; 10:56 PM
Saturday, September 19, 2009
Ok after a VERY LONG ABSENCE, I am going to blog again!
Yay!
First of all, I would like to state that I hate niu yi. Hate niu yi, hate her face, her suans, her class, her teaching, and yes russ, even her smell.
And as always, I hate chinese.
But the main reason that I hate niu yi and chinese more than ever was cos niu yi called my mum =.= And my mum got quite pissed. Yeah.
But for some strange reason, I didnt do that badly for the most recent chinese test. After all, I achieved a PASS MARK (of i think 61.75%). And I beat russ lim who loves niu yi (or at least her smell) and actually mugs chinese. Suanning other people about chinese is an interesting experience for me.
But of greater impact is the fact that i owe people DRINKS =.= Yeah cos two people owned me in chinese by getting less than my score D=
Lastly, about chinese, I have developed a motivational tool to help me survive doing the chinese 综合填空. Basically, since rolling a dice will net you a minimum of 4 marks, that will be my full marks! So in other words,
0 marks is still fail. 2 marks is pass. 4 marks is full marks. And 6 marks, which i attained for the recent test, is full marks + 50% bonus marks! =DDD
I feel happy now.
Cheap thrills. I shouldnt be getting high over chinese...even though 6/20 is a good score.
And now, to less sian topics!
College humour is AWESOME. In order of awesomeness, with the top being the best. If you visit my blog, you are obliged to watch at least the top one, if you havent watched before.
Lastly, I think that I shall start a habit of blogging everyday. Even if nothing remotely interesting happened that day, so as to keep certain people *coughrusslimcough* from *coughRAPINGcough* me
Yay! Now shall go back to plants and zombies!
Fishballs; 9:06 PM
Thursday, September 10, 2009
WoW private server is down yet again. So here I am trying to pass my time!
1) RIGE concert
Yay! It was one of the first concerts that I've been to so far haha. But it was done pretty well I thought. The solo by tey guan was quite good, although i didnt like the intepretation.
The Diablo Rojo was half bad though. Ji Heng awesome, the other guy made up for Ji Heng's awesomeness by being awesomely fail.
And I met chevy's wife (term was coined by other people to protect me from the fury of some certain people) and quah's wife (term coined by me, but no names =P)
Oh no im going to be killed for this. But quah's wife/quah owes me a few fruitips.
2) OWL happy day
OWL is organising a happy day of mass slacking/fooling around/digressing/geog lesson. The highlight of the day is probably going to be the mystery food selectiojn buffet thing. Basically, everyone has to bring something edible that does not kill you too fast. So sweets not allowed, potato chips not allowed, crack/other related drugs not allowed and so on.
So I'm betraying fishballs and bringing 40 or so sotongballs tmr. Darren is bringing some special thing that his mum and him are going to make tonight. OWL is bringing special spaghetti (special owl recipy!) And Martin is bringing (edible?) plates and cutlery.
Today martin darren wzy and I went to ntuc to window shop. But i couldnt resist temptation and bough AN ENTIRE SLAB OF 70% COCOA CHOCOLATE OMG. Dang I am going to grow so fat. Maybe I should bring it AND the sotongballs tmr haha.
3)MAPLE PRIVATE SERVERS
HAVE VIRUSES IN THEM. Beware.
4)Phone servicing is the worst thing that can happen. I hate it.
My contacts are all screwed up. It appears that I know 3 wai choongs, 2 alexs and many other pairs of twins.
5)Martin doesnt want to give me plants vs zombies. Rawr.
