Friday, April 24, 2009

Haha just a short post before I go and slack even more...seems that i cant get into the mood for posting xD Just plain lazy sigh

So random fun thinigies in my otherwise boring life =D

1) Law and the projector screen

Mr Law: Now you see right, for dialysis...
*Draws on projector screen*
Mr Law: OH NO. GIMME AN ERASER.
*rubs it furiously"
Mr Law: See! Good as new!

Mr Law: OOohh...I'm not afraid to draw on the projector screen anymore.



2) Pink draws attention

Our board at the back is now a nice shade of pink =D. And I think we love our board too much, so, in one math lesson (just before math TA) we ALL turned our seats and faced the back of the class to stare at the pink notice board xD

that day was epic. Eddie decided to go out of class cos he was feeling random, so we all decided to go and find him after a while, expecting him to be in the toilet.

About 2/3 the class went to search for him. Must have been freaky for the other teachers to see a hoard of 4H students walking randomly to the toilet xD

He turned up later just after we went back to class and put our seats in the right direction again.

E. chua (jokingly): SO WHO STARTED THIS?!?!
Darren: No one sir, we all decided to do this spontaneously after chem lesson.
E. chua (seriously): ok, since you want to do this kind of stupid thing, ill have to punish you. EVERYONE SHIFT YOUR SEATS TO FACE THE BACK OF THE CLASS.

We love E.Chua =D


3) My first chinese lesson

Well, i've sit in many this year, but this (cant remember when) is the first lesson where ive actually LEARNT something. I am simply amazed with myself. I actually took notes and stuff oO And tried to learn some new vocab haha

Maybe if i keep this up, ill pass my AOs =D

But that doesnt change the fact that I DETEST CHINESE.


part [D] mish     stolen pearl devotions says:
*eh you must read!
*it's a very nice passage (refering to some chinese thing)
*i found it in the newspaper

      Aaron                   ||4Her.4ever||         says:
*it's chinese

      part [D] mish     stolen pearl devotions says:
*-_-
*aaron

      Aaron                   ||4Her.4ever||         says:
*therefore i cannot read it

      part [D] mish     stolen pearl devotions says:
*don't be idiotic.
*you can!

      Aaron                   ||4Her.4ever||         says:
*it's a simple philo argument D=
*P1: Aaron cant read chinese
*P2: The article is in chinese
*C: Aaron cant read the article
*D=
*my philo isnt as good as tg's but still, i think that's sound

      part [D] mish     stolen pearl devotions says:
*you can read chinese.
*the first premise is presumptous.

      Aaron                   ||4Her.4ever||         says:
*very well
*i edit my argument
*P1: Aaron is terrified by chinese
P2: Terrified people must stay away from the things they are terrified them to minimise pain and suffering
P3: Pain and suffering should be minimised as much as possible
C: Aaron should stay away from chinese
*then sub C into P1 and yeah =D

      part [D] mish     stolen pearl devotions says:
*p3 is is presumptous.
*without pain
*you can never get muslces
*MOVE OUT OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE

      Aaron                   ||4Her.4ever||         says:
*no you know right
*the circle thingies
*the outermost is the impossible zone right?
*chinese is somewhere hmm....
*out of the paper the circles are drawn in

      part [D] mish     stolen pearl devotions says:
*-_-


I think that summarises it =D And touching chinese makes my skin burn. In the same way, reading chinese causes my eyes to fall out. Chinese has the imba powers of cyclops.


Lastly, an interesting bit of convo from person X (name left out to protect person's identity...all you need to know is that person X is EXTREMELY racist)

Me:
why are you daoing person Y?

Person X:
?
im not
in case you're wondering, person Y isnt indian because person Y dosent have horns or six fingers on her left hand
she is just an extremely suntanned chinese
therefore i have no reason to dao her


Well that's all for now =D

Fishballs; 10:09 PM