Monday, January 12, 2009

Today was somewhat slack....but i was chao tired so the slack-i-ness just made me more tired xD

Played chess with daniel during math, chinese, lunch...and i won more than half yay! But i think daniel gave chance xD And there was mass taking back of moves so in the end it was really uncertain who won LOL

But i suspect niu yi knew we were palying chess and didnt stop us. Cos in bowling today she told me i should concentrate in bowling as much as i concentrate while playing chess Oo. Quite freaky xD



But the highly today, was without any deliberation required, Xiu Zhen's speech about his fetish for women without secondary hair.

He wrote a nicely printed out speech and memorised it and edited it etc. So hardworking!

Some funny lines from his speech (somewhere along these lines):
"I feel that the absence of secondary hair displays a women's youth, vitality and feminity!!"
"I mean....Would any of you want to stick you *male prvate part* into a scrub?!?"
"To conclude my speech, I would like to ask this simple question: Has anyone seen a s*x toy with HAIR??? Thank you."

All this was said with a very stone voice, and a semi stone face. Xiu Zhen ftw!!! =D

But to add to the funny quotes, when An did his defence speech for "his hate for abortion" and did a simple annecdote, Mrs Nathan commented that:

"I'm going to score you higher for content and originality for using an annecdote. But SOME PEOPLE should NOT use such a powerful tool"
-glares at xiu zhen-
-xiu zhen just stones-

And bowling roll offs. Dont want to talk abt it. Got FRIGGING LOW. My line was totally scrwd up and only when i changed my line did my scores improve by like 30 pins >.>

Haiz....nvm must try harder for next roll off xD

Fishballs; 10:37 PM